Random Minor Deities

The local game has a few major deities. Worshiping them is generally what the bad guys do. Below is a modified version of the charts & tables I use when generating a new minor deity for the home game. There are some metaphysical assumptions (order/chaos, light/dark, life/death, growth/decay) baked in that ought to be easy to manipulate, remove entirely etc. Here is cleaner, better looking pdf of the below.

Creating a Deity

 “There are a thousand times a thousand deities between the Crawling Chaos and the White Dragon.”

 SYLLABLES

 Roll d4 for the number of syllables/characters, then roll a d100 that number of times on the below. The results may be how the name is written, how it is spoken, how the deity introduces itself, how it is known in this time and place, etc.

Roll	Syllable	Roll	Syllable	Roll	Syllable	Roll	Syllable	Roll	Syllable
01	ah	21	gah	41	Mah	61	Ta	81	Zoo (tsoo)
02	ee	22	gee	42	mee	62	Tee	82	Wa
03	eh	23	geh	43	meh	63	The	83	Wee
04	oh	24	goh	44	Moh	64	toh	84	Weh
05	oo	25	goo	45	Moo	65	Too	85	Who
06	ba	26	ja	46	Nah	66	uh	86	Woo
07	bee	27	jee	47	Nee	67	Va	87	Tha
08	beh	28	Jeh	48	neh	68	Vee	88	Thee
09	boh	29	joh	49	noh	69	Veh	89	Theh
10	boo	30	joo	50	Noo	70	Voh	90	thoh
11	da	31	Ka	51	Pah	71	Voo	91	Thoo
12	dee	32	Kee	52	Pee	72	Yah	92	sha
13	deh	33	Keh	53	peh	73	Yee	93	shee
14	doh	34	Koh	54	poh	74	yeh	94	sheh
15	doo	35	Koo	55	Poo	75	Yoh	95	shoh
16	fah	36	Lah	56	Rah	76	Yoo	96	shoo
17	fee	37	Lee	57	Ree	77	Za (tsa)	97	Eth
18	feh	38	Leh	58	Reh	78	Zhee (tsee)	98	ach
19	foh	39	loh	59	Roh	79	Zeh (tseh)	99	‘ (pause)
20	foo	40	loo	60	roo	80	Zoh (tsoh)	100	bazz

IS A GOD OF

 roll d12 and consult the below (instead of choosing, feel free to roll up something random)

Roll	Domain	Roll	Domain
01	Organizations (anarchy or true Chaos)	07	Abstract Concepts (Mathematics, Philosophy, or Language)
02	The Unnamed & Many (god of lost civilization, ancient technologies, an animal (choose), a star (point one out in the sky))	08	Cast Light (choose also: of the daytime, of summer, of spring, of fall)
03	Organizations (beaurocracies, tyrannies, oligarchies, plutocracies, theocracies, the Imperial Cult)	09	Glorious (choose also: deaths, sacrifices, fools)
04	The Final Dark (choose also: of the dead, of the end, of winter, of night)	10	Fire (choose also: of life, of ceaseless life, of innovation)
05	Entropy (choose also: the decay of the body (and all natural things), the slow collapse of things made (art, civilizations and organizations))	11	Witches (name a location)
06	Perpetual Destruction (war) (choose also: of things made by man, of the living, of all things)	12	Transpositioning (choose: travel, flight, safe harbors, trade, theft, disappearances)

TABOOS & VIRTUES

 Deities value those that do homage to what they honor and despise those that practice what they eschew. If the deity’s name has 1-2 syllables, roll a d4 once below in the appropriate domain for virtues & again for taboos; if the deity’s name has 3-4 syllables, roll twice.

Domain                       Values (virtues)             Eschews (taboos)                                          
Organizations               1. Orderliness                         1. Disorderliness
(swap depending           2. Cleanliness                          2. Filthiness
on type of org)              3. Being Correct                     3. Being Interesting
                                    4. Controlling Others                4. Liberty                                             

The Unnamed &          1. The Law of Tooth & Claw    1. Mercy to those outside the
   Many                                                                            pack/cohort/religion
                                   2. The Laws of a Lost Time/     2. The laws and philosophies of modern                  
                                       People                                       mankind
                                    3. Non-Euclidean Spaces           3. Abstract Concepts
                                     4. Might                                 4. Mercy                                             

The Final Dark             1. Death                                   1. Life, Fire
                                     2. Supernatural Cold                 2. Warmth, heat, fire, etc.
                                     3. Blindness, total darkness       3. Vision, light
                                     4. the End of the World            4. Life Unending
                                      (absolute zero, total destruction)                                                        
Perpetual Destruction     1. Wars, battles                        1. Peace, peace-making
                                       2. Luddites                              2. Innovation, Fire
                                       3. Assassins                             3. Healers, good-hearted politicians,  
                                                                                          medicine
                                       4. the Undead                        4. the living                                          
Entropy                        1. Disorderliness                      1. Order
                                       2. Rot, corruption                    2. Growth, life,  Fire
                                       3. Poison, toxins, acids            3. Life Unending
                                       4. Rust, collapse, ruin                4. Construction, innovation                 

Abstract Concepts       1.Education                              1. Luddites
                                      2. Philosophy                            2. Philistines
                                      3. Language                              3. Non-Euclidian Space
                                      4. Mathematics                        4.  Might                                            

Cast Light                     1. Summer, Spring, Fall            1. Winter, the End of the World
                                      2. Daytime, the Sun, Crops,      2. Cold
                                          Livestock
                                      3. Artificial, constructed light      3. Controlling Others
                                      4. the Moon                        4. Darkness                                           

Fire                               1. Magic                                    1. Death
                                      2. Creation, Life                         2. the End of the World
                                      3. Mutation (“Life Unending”)     3. Total Darkness
                                      4.  Innovation                           4. all cold                                         

Witches                          1. Poison, toxins, acids               1. Controlling Others
                                      2. Mutation                                 2. Cleanliness
                                      3. Creation                                 3. Abstract Concepts
                                      4. the Law of Tooth & Claw 4. All cold                                         

Transposition               1. Travel                                    1. Chaos
                                      2. Trade                                     2. Controlling Others
                                      3. Safe Harbors, Safety               3. Disorderliness
                                      4.Thiefs/thievery                         4. Filthiness                                      

Glorious                     1. Battle, War                             1. Entropy
                                    2. Self-Sacrifice                           2. The Final Dark
                                    3. Mercy                                     3. Abstract Concepts
                                    4.  Creation, Life, Healing       4. Peace, peace-making                 
*EDITED as I left off "Glorious"

AN INTERESTING THING

 Below is a random interesting thing about your deity. Roll d20 once.

Roll	Fun Fact
01	speaks using images, emotions, music, formulas, etc.; comprehendible to followers or on an Int [-2] or Wis check, relays valuable information.
02	only responds to petitions in rhyme, will speak in rhyme, grants bonus to checks related to diplomacy, bluffing and the arts.
03	appears in the form of an animal, may grant a temporary bonus, as a Magic User’s familiar.
04	has a visual quirk whenever it appears, noticing the quirk may earn wrath or reward.
05	appears as an abstraction (equation, sign/symbol, drawing, etc); deciphering the meaning of the abstraction grants the worshipper special insight
06	is an agent of the creator or perhaps even an incarnation of the creator itself, likely grants insight into matters supernatural, especially having to do with fire and the end of all things.
07	speaks in two voices, has a dichotomous nature (embodies elements of order/chaos, light/dark, etc), may be flexible about violations of taboos.
08	known for pestering petitioners. Rather than appearing to worshippers in visions, is simply always “on” and easily reachable via meditation or even mild concentration. Is always mid-sentence when contacted. 50% there is useful knowledge to be had (may not be germane to current predicament).
09	knows all about one specific field of knowledge (flight, tectonic movement, quadratic equations) and may grant its followers such knowledge (on a Wis check)
10	was once mortal and may know the secret to immortality or prolonging life. Senior cultists are likely hundreds of years old.
11	associated with a specific smell (flower or spice) and may grant knowledge as to flora, fauna and geology
12	associated with a specific smell (mineral or mechanical) and may grant knowledge as to scientific matters
13	is associated with one of the four elements (roll d4 for earth, fire, wind, water— none are opposed to a domain [ie, can be “dark flame,” “crumbling earth”, etc) and may grant insight or protection into the same.
14	is known for her terrible wrath, may grant furies in battle (as a berserker or the like).
15	worshippers haunted by visions of other dimensions, may have knowledge of different times and places.
16	is attended by minor saints, angels or other divine beings who may respond to worshipper's calls for help.
17	is consort or courtier to another, perhaps greater deity. May petition that deity for aid.
18	appears in dreams and meditation as a specific thing. Finding that thing will lead to a momentous event for the worshipper.
19	speaks to worshippers with several voices, multiple mouths, worshipper may be able to understand strange tongues
20	wears a crown of divine puissance. Will grant its favorite the crown some day.

Also…

the DM rolls 5d10, consults the below and keeps the result a secret (alternatively, see “An Interesting Thing or Two” table and riff on the results there. For example, if the interesting thing is “was once a mortal...” or “is a consort or courtier…”, the “is a giant wolf…” from the below may work well.) As always, hack to and flavor to suit.).

Roll	This is true about this god	Roll	This is true about this god
05	is newly born; may be shocked to learn basic things, fits of wrath are actually tantrums (may just be hungry)	28	is trapped in a prison somewhere and pleads for freedom. Release may prove catastrophic
06	has written all her secrets on a book stored in the world library. The book is a palimpsest. Translating book affords power over her	29	claims to be two gods of one being and two natures but is just one god. May be bored or may be insane.
07	has vacated this realm, leaving its work to others/a complex bureaucracy of semi-divine saints	30	Is trapped in a state of death and rebirth, sometimes causing powers granted to fail
08	is of infinitely small/large size	31	is secretly two gods, sharing a single being but of dual natures
09	cannot recall the past/future surrounding cleric's life. Can offer insights into times long past/not yet to come	32	is a sentient vat, trying to breed a race of followers. Its sworn enemy is the god below
10	is a ghost shark and consumes stars, slowly becoming luminous itself	33	Is the opposite of what it claims to be
11	is an ancient being who is about to die and be reborn as another god entirely	34	Suffers from a strange disease. Would be lethal, but survives by passing the disease to worshippers, as miracles.
12	lives in the rays of light cast by a certain star, now collapsed into a black hole	35	is a sentient vat, trying to breed its creator. Its sworn enemy is the god above
13	has died quite some time ago and is in denial of anything that happened after its death (is “just playing along” with its deluded followers, provides oracular visions as a joke/to humor them)	36	claims to be the ninth form of the creator, vibrating on the eleventh parallel, will answer to no other name, after the first time it is called on by the name given
14	has caused a catastrophic war in the future/past and is so horrified it refuses to take any form of direct intervention	37	obsessed with an item of seeming insignificance. Pesters worshippers about the item frequently
15	is a lich	38	Is really a wizard
16	is a really old wyvern	39	will claim importance and powers far beyond its reach
17	is a giant wolf and is fed and kept by another god	40	is an empty suit of armor, waiting for its next avatar to put it on
18	is a porcupine, each of whose quills grants miraculous powers	41	is an enormous black pudding (the monster)
19	is a porcupine, each of whose quills can be used to kill someone automatically; the porcupine has 3d6 quills left and will die once the last quill is used	42	is an enormous hourglass guarded by an equally large bronze dragon, once the sand stops falling, god will fall into a slumber. The dragon will prevent any attempt to turn the hourglass.
20	is a whale, its belly contains pearls, each of which is a small universe of kind, sentient beings	43	hates anything with hair, will demand followers shave their heads, trim hair, etc
21	pretends to be a millenia old wyvern but is actually a vat-grown being of incredible powers, slowly succombing to vat death	44	is an enormous black pudding (the edible kind); blood comes from endless followers, or from another deity's corpse
22	the god must be eaten by its followers to remain divine, once it is eaten entirely or no one cares to eat it, it dies, disappears or returns to its original condition	45	is a fungus and sentient only in spore form, subsumed into the super-body of another fungal deity when it grows to the cannon-like structure that spits spore deities once more into the ether
23	will not shut up	46	is forgetful at the worst possible moment
24	is a ghost shark, will try to eat any friends or family of its worshipper	47	always provides three answers, at least one of which is true
25	is one of the black pawns in an unassuming chess set in the possession of one of the players or their ally	48	is a fungus that infects a human being to survive, causing obsessive behavior and a stutter. Once the victim can no longer utter the name of the god due to the stutter, the victim bursts into a thousand spores, each of which sails through the air on seeking a new avatar.
26	floats through the atmosphere as a massive storm cloud and nearly dies whenever it rains	49	pretends to be a lich/undead, but actually is a phylactery of an ancient alien being, long dead.
27	Haunts an old forest, castle, complex, dungeon. Can be turned as a lich (level 20).	50	Hates its worshippers but is bound by supernatural contract to serve them, will do whatever it can to get its followers to destroy the contract.